I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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