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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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