He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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