hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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