I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
