What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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