the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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