Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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