How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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