the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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