Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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