living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My life is pants optional.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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