I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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