quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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