Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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