i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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