i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We had sex on a dog bed..
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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