Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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