i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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