i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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