Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i think i have herpe
just one?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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