sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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