so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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