In the future we'll all be gay
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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