The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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