If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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