? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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