Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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