i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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