I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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