Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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