once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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