Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize