I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
please come you make the beer taste better
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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