omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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