If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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