Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this will be a night to untag.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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