People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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