The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm passing your future prison.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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