I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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