At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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