dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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