Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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