You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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