he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Someone signed my nipple.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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