im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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