I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
