dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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