i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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