Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The uberlube is also flammable
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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