its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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