new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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