he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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